Head-to-head · Value Score
Gimme Care vs Valhalla Vitality
Two GLP-1 deals, scored on the same six factors. Gimme Care lands a Value Score of 91, Valhalla Vitality a 50. Here's who gives you the honest lower price — and where each one bites back.
Gimme Care
#5 · Grade A · Best Value
Est. first month
$130/mo
Save ~90% vs brand-nameValhalla Vitality
#385 · Grade C · Watch List
Est. first month
From $449/mo (compounded)
Save ~67% vs brand-nameThe verdict
Gimme Care takes it on Value Score, 91 to 50 — an est. $130/mo first month, with no teaser step-up baked in. Valhalla Vitality isn't out of it: Patients wanting compounded GLP-1 plus peptide and hormone therapies on one platform.
Deal-by-deal
The numbers that decide it. Green ✓ marks the stronger side on each line.
| Deal | Gimme Care | Valhalla Vitality |
|---|---|---|
| Value Score | 91 (A) | 50 (C) |
| Est. first month | $130/mo | From $449/mo (compounded) |
| Save vs brand-name | ~90% | ~67% |
| Semaglutide | $130/mo | From $449/mo (compounded) |
| Tirzepatide | $163/mo | From $449/mo (compounded) |
| Both molecules | Yes | Yes |
| Pricing | Flat — no step-up | Watch |
| Coverage | All 50 states | Coverage not published |
Factor by factor
The six factors behind each Value Score. The orange bar marks the stronger side. See the methodology.
Gimme Care
Genuinely cheap on both molecules ($130 / $163) with a LegitScript-certified pharmacy and all-50-state reach.
Why it's a deal
- Low flat price on both molecules ($130 sema / $163 tirz)
- LegitScript-certified pharmacy
- Available in all 50 states
The fine print
- No brand-name option — compounded only
- No oral/sublingual form
Valhalla Vitality
Valhalla Vitality is a telehealth wellness platform offering compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide for weight loss, alongside peptide and hormone therapies.
Why it's a deal
- LegitScript-certified pharmacy partner
- Offers both compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide
- No membership fees and free consultations
- Add-on peptide and hormone therapies plus at-home labs
The fine print
- Compounded GLP-1 only, no FDA-approved branded options
- Pricing not transparently listed on the main site
- Compounded drugs are not FDA-approved for safety or efficacy
- States served not clearly disclosed
Assume any provider we list may compensate us — we may earn a commission, at no cost to you. It never changes a Value Score.
Neither one the right fit? Every program that outscores Gimme Care is ranked on the Gimme Care alternatives board, and the same list for the other side is on alternatives to Valhalla Vitality.
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Prices, states and verification reflect each program's public disclosures at last check; the Value Score is our editorial judgment per the methodology. “Save vs brand-name” compares the lowest disclosed monthly price against a ~$1,349/mo brand-name cash reference. Prices change — confirm on each provider's site. Not medical advice; see our disclosure.